PATRONAGE

TASTE 

One Hour | $1,000

 

1.5| $1,500
 

up to 2 hr | Introduction 

$1,700

 

3 hr | Afternoon Tryst

$2,400

4 hr | Dinner Date*

$2,800

In-Date Extensions: $1,000/hr


 

*

SAVOR

 

 

6 hr | Tasting Menu & a Nightcap 

$3,200 
 

14 hrs / 16 hrs | Breakfast in Bed

$5,000 / $5,500

24-hr | Escape 

$7,000 

48-hr | Weekend Excursion 

$12,000 

Semi-Exclusive Arrangements

starting at $25,000/month, inquire 

THE FINE PRINT

2022 Note from Chelsea: 

 If your life does not allow for advanced planning, or you would feel any hesitation in paying a cancellation fee, I gently suggest seeking companionship with one of the dozens of equally wonderful providers who may be more flexible. 

 

My regular suitors are those who are either able to follow through on planned commitments- or, if not - are enthusiastic about compensating me based on the policies below, without my asking. They understand fully that while my connections in this world are genuine and adored parts of my life, they are still my livelihood. I completely understand if that's not possible for you,  but we are sadly not a match.
 

Deposits for Dates

All dates require a non-refundable, $200 deposit which can be paid through one of several discreet methods.  If I have to cancel our date, your deposit will be refunded promptly. If you cancel our date with 24-hours notice, the deposit can be applied to a future date booked within 6-months.

 

Be aware that I often require a larger deposit for longer dates and brand-new clients (no references).

Why a deposit? You would be amazed how many car accidents, COVID infections, and parent deaths stopped happening when I started requiring this nominal fee. 

 

Cancellation Policy 

I understand -- things happen! However,  just like any valuable specialist you might seek out (your doctor, hair stylist, or massage therapist), I require 24-hours notice to cancel dates less than 6 hours.
 

Cancellations made with less than 24 hours' notice incur a $200 fee. With less than 12 hours, 50% of the total donation. 

 

No-call no-shows require a 100% cancellation fee, payable electronically or by cash only.

Extended Date Cancellation Policy 
For all 4-hour+ dates, I require 48 hours' notice for cancellations. If you cancel with less than 48 hours' notice, the cancellation fee will be 50% of the total booking.

 

With more than 48 hours' notice, your deposit can be applied to a future date booked within 6 months of the original date. 

 

As always, in the unlikely event, I need to cancel, I will refund you promptly
 

Vacations, Excursions, & Weekends Away

Reach out to discuss, and please take a peek at the Etiquette page! In general, dates longer than 24+ hours are reserved for established friends. 

Fly (or Train!) Me-to-You 

For both East Coast & West Coast excursions, please plan for a 14+ hour date, 25% deposit, and all travel (airfare/Uber) paid in advance. 

 Same Day-Appointments 
I have a full-time job and life outside of the time I spend with dates, meaning that I can no longer offer same-day appointments.

First Timers & Curious Lurkers

Welcome! I'm so flattered you're considering diving into this world with me! I suggest all new friends carefully review my website -- particularly my FAQ and Etiquette pages. My Twitter & Curious Cat(archived) are other good sources for getting a sense of whether we'll get along!

While I am extremely selective about whom I spend time with, I will never discriminate based on ethnicity, gender, size, or ability.