PATRONAGE

TASTE 

One Hour| $1,000


 

up to 2 hr | Introduction 

$1,700

 

3 hr | Afternoon Tryst

$2,400

4 hr | Dinner Date*

$2,800

In-Date Extensions: $1,000/hr


 

*

SAVOR

 

6 hr | Tasting Menu & a Nightcap 

$3,200 
 

14 hrs / 16 hrs | Breakfast in Bed

$5,000 / $5,500

24-hr | Escape

$7,000 

48-hr | Weekend Excursion 

$12,000 

Semi-Exclusive Arrangements

starting at $25,000/month, inquire 

THE FINE PRINT

2022 Note from Chelsea: I sincerely wish my deposit and cancellation policies did not have to be this nuanced. What am I doing--writing IRS tax code for escorts?! Please keep in mind, that as of 2022, I am typically only available 2-6 days out of the month.

If your life does not allow for advanced planning, or you would feel any hesitation/resentment towards  paying a cancellation fee, I gently suggest seeking companionship with one of the dozens of equally wonderful providers who may be more flexible. 

 

My regular suitors are those who are either able to follow through on planned commitments- or, if not - are enthusiastic in compensating me based on the policies below, without my asking. They understand fully that while my connections in this world are genuine and adored parts of my life, they are still my livelihood. If that's not possible for you, I completely understand,  but we are sadly not a match.
 

Deposits for Dates <4-hours 

Shorter dates with new friends require a non-refundable, $200 deposit which can be paid through one of several discreet methods.  If I have to cancel our date, your deposit will be refunded promptly. If you cancel our date with 24-hours notice, the deposit can be applied to a future date booked within 6-months.

Why a deposit? You would be amazed how many car accidents, COVID infections, and parent deaths stopped happening when I started requiring this nominal fee. 

Deposits for Dates 4-hours+

Date requests of 4-hours+from  those I've never met and who do not have references require a 50%  deposit, paid electronically (gift cards will not be permitted for larger amounts). 

 

If you have references, I will not require a 50% deposit for 4+ hour dates. If you're not comfortable with a 50% deposit, I suggest arranging a shorter date to start, and planning a longer date for the same week.

Vacations, Excursions, & Weekends Away

Reach out to discuss and please take a peek at the Etiquette page! In general, dates longer than 24+ hours are reserved for established friends. 

Fly (or Train!) Me-to-You 

For both East Coast & West Coast excursions, please plan for a 14+ hour date, 25% deposit, and all first/business-class train or airfare paid in advance. 
 

Couples(+$300)

I absolutely adore seeing couples! So that we can all have a chance to get to know each other and get comfortable, please plan for a 2hr minimum date and add $300 to the total donation.

 

 Grandfathered Rate 

All clients I've seen within the past year will be grandfathered in at the previous rate. If you booked our date prior to my Dec 2021 rate increase, you will also be grandfathered.

 Same Day-Appointments 
I have a full-time job and life outside of  the time I spend with dates, meaning that I am no longe able to offer same day appointments.  I  recommend reaching out as far in advance as possible as your schedule allows, with 1-2 weeks being ideal. 1-2 months in suggested for overnights.

I do occasionally offer a "waitlist" on tour if there are cancellations, and if your schedule is more last-minute, that may be for you :).

Cancellation Policy 

I understand -- things happen! However,  just like any valuable specialist you might seek out (your doctor, hair stylist, massage therapist), I require 24-hours notice for dates less than 6-hours.
 

Cancellations made with less than 24-hours notice incur a $200 fee. With less than 12 hours, 50% of the total donation. 

 

No-call no-shows require a 100% cancellation fee, payable electronically or by cash only.

Extended Date Cancellation Policy 
For all 6-hour+ dates, I require 48 hours notice for cancellations. In the event you have to cancel with less than 48-hours notice, the cancellation fee will be 50% of the total booking. With more than 48-hours notice, your deposit can be applied to a future date booked within 6 months of the original date. 

 

- As always, if I need to cancel (extremely unlikely), I will refund in any way you prefer.

First Timers & Curious Lurkers

Welcome! I'm so flattered you're considering diving into this world with me! I suggest all new friends carefully review my website -- particularly my FAQ and Etiquette pages. My Twitter & Curious Cat(archived) are other good sources for getting a sense of whether we'll get along!

While I am extremely selective about whom I spend time with, I will never discriminate based on ethnicity, gender, size, or ability.