PATRONAGE

TASTE 

One Hour | $1,000

 

1.5| $1,500
 

up to 2 hr | Introduction 

$1,700

 

3 hr | Afternoon Tryst

$2,400

4 hr | Dinner Date*

$2,800

In-Date Extensions: $1,000/hr


 

*

SAVOR

 

 

6 hr | Tasting Menu & a Nightcap 

$3,200 
 

14 hrs / 16 hrs | Breakfast in Bed

$5,000 / $5,500

24-hr | Escape 

$7,000 

48-hr | Weekend Excursion 

$13,000 

each additional day, +$5,000

Semi-Exclusive Arrangements

starting at $25,000/month, inquire 

THE FINE PRINT

Deposits for Dates

All dates require a non-refundable, $200 deposit which can be paid through one of several discreet methods.  If I have to cancel our date, your deposit will be refunded promptly. If you cancel our date with 24-hours notice, the deposit can be applied to a future date booked within 6-months.

 

Be aware that I often require a larger deposit for longer dates and brand-new clients (no references).

Why a deposit? You would be amazed how many car accidents, COVID infections, and parent deaths stopped happening when I started requiring this nominal fee. 

 

Cancellation Policy 

I understand -- things happen! However,  just like any valuable specialist you might seek out (your doctor, hair stylist, or massage therapist), I require 24-hours notice to cancel dates less than 6 hours.
 

Cancellations made with less than 24 hours' notice incur a $200 fee. With less than 12 hours, 50% of the total donation. 

 

No-call no-shows require a 100% cancellation fee, payable electronically or by cash only.

Extended Date Cancellation Policy 
For all 4-hour+ dates, I require 48 hours' notice for cancellations. If you cancel with less than 48 hours' notice, the cancellation fee will be 50% of the total booking.

 

With more than 48 hours' notice, your deposit can be applied to a future date booked within 6 months of the original date. 

 

As always, in the unlikely event, I need to cancel, I will refund you promptly
 

Vacations, Excursions, & Weekends Away

Reach out to discuss, and please take a peek at the Etiquette page! In general, dates longer than 24+ hours are reserved for established friends. 

Fly (or Train!) Me-to-You 

For both East Coast & West Coast excursions, please plan for a 14+ hour date, 25% deposit, and all travel (airfare/Uber) paid in advance. 

 Same Day-Appointments 
I have a full-time job and life outside of the time I spend with dates, meaning that I can no longer offer same-day appointments.

First Timers & Curious Lurkers

Welcome! I'm so flattered you're considering diving into this world with me! I suggest all new friends carefully review my website -- particularly my FAQ and Etiquette pages. My Twitter & Curious Cat(archived) are other good sources for getting a sense of whether we'll get along!

While I am extremely selective about whom I spend time with, I will never discriminate based on ethnicity, gender, size, or ability.